There we were at Grig Towers, wondering why exactly we should be fussed by the latest delay to Duke Nukem: Forever. I mean, it’s just another shooter right? Surely we need another one about as much as we need to have Justin Bieber’s image surgically lasered onto our retinas so all that was once beautiful in the world is suddenly tainted with his awkwardly smiling, tweeny-twat face?
But then Gearbox went and released these cheeky trailers of the Duke riding a dead alien through a window and chucking faeces at a giant mech and… ohhhhhhhhhhhh yeah! I remember! That’s why we love the Nukem!
So get ready filth fans – cos the new version will be packing all this and more: lift weights! Shoot hoops! Read porn! Hurrah! Roll on the Nukem!!
Duke loves poop! I sure hope that’s a cigar in Dukes mouth.