If the common cold was as blatant in its viral marketing intentions as this video, it’d stop you in the street, screeching loudly in a camp wail that it wants to be “in” you, before dry-humping your quivering carcass to the ground with fevered shouts of “we want cold! we want rhinovirus!” until you submitted and lay still, curled into a pathetic, abused foetus and whinnying pitifully as you became its “bitch”.
Which, frankly, would have been more in keeping with Mortal Kombat‘s style.
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They must be board.
That’s the best I got. Sorry.
hehehehehehehehe
i want to be spin you.
the rule here is: don’t post late at night.